Mama Manifesto: Porn for New Moms

Porn for New Moms

Okay, it's not really porn. But we think this is one funny book/ Every page has a cute guy saying phrases that every new mom finds attractive: "Remember, tonight's my feeding- don't wake up!"

We love the concept, and at $12, it's a great shower gift that's sure to get passed around. You can find it on Amazon.com.

Pics and quotes via Glamour.

3 comments:

Heather of the EONovember 24, 2008 at 5:45 AM
This is hilarious--you're right, great shower gift. :)
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KathleenNovember 24, 2008 at 12:27 PM
We totally passed this book around from shower to shower. It's a funny fast read.

I posted on this back in August, and now when I look at my blog stats, the biggest hit to my blog is "new mom porn", but I'm guessing it's not people looking for this book :). I wonder what they're actually looking for, like a mama in a nursing bra?
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Wildwood MamaDecember 2, 2008 at 11:52 AM
These cracked me up, funny!
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