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married, mom of 4 : desperately trying to avoid buying a minivan : has a goal to fix her own lunch instead of grazing off her children : resident expert on psychology and sarcasm, regularly fantasizes about sleeping in, blogs at Rage Against the Minivan.
married, mom of 2 : has googled “developmental milestones” more times than she can count : loves all things truly healthy and organic : resident expert on creativity and healthy living : regularly fantasizes about her kids sharing, blogs at Leaning In.
married, mom of 3 : expecting a baby boy, a fan of organic-living, mess-making, and cookie-baking, blogs at Cookie Mondays
married, mom of 3 : wife to a drummer-turned-youth pastor, resident expert on crafty goodness, blogs at Joy's Hope.
married, mom of two : has been known to rap to get the kids to do what she wants : over-thinks and second-guesses far too often : working on improving her skills in all areas of “playing cars”, blogs at The Extraordinary Ordinary.
married, mom of 2 busy boys, professional chef-turned-teacher-turned mom, avid cook, recipe collector, food blogger, blogs at Can I Get the Recipe?
Jessi
married, mom of 3, a tasky homebody pastor's wife who likes routine, candles, and strategizing naptimes. Jessi blogs at naptime diaries.
married, mom of 2. jane of all trades, master of none: constantly battling her pack-rat tendencies: lover of pretty stationary, nap time, and playing hostess: born a New Yorker, grew up a Texan, currently masquerading as a California girl : always gets what she wants but never the way she expects it, blogs at Formerly Gracie
married, mom of 3 exuberant children ages 7, 8 and 9; struggling to balance work as a writer with the kids’ demanding schedules; on a mission to get the kids to eat healthy, adventurous “grown up” food; resident expert in pre-‘tween backtalk; blogs at Whatever Things Are True and Be Bold or Go Home.
married, mom of 2 (one a missionary, the other a hostage negotiator), co-founder of Radiate PR (rad PR skilz used for building harmonious family brand - oh, and for consumer-tech clients too), resident expert on good kid reads, blogs at ReadOutLoud.
resident stylist and beauty expert : has a "costa rican" peaceful vibe flowing through her veins, runs her own salon and spa and creates natural beauty products and candles, she might be speaking English but she thinks in Spanish, blogs at Meleesa, the salon.
married, three children, former pastry chef who can bake a cake, pretend to love boy sports and be a fierce advocate for her severely disabled child all at once; loves to steal away to daytime movies whenever she can and reads voraciously into the night; blogs regularly at a moon, worn as if it had been a shell.
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I hope these are not real...are we have really become "dumb".
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wow.
ReplyDeletejust wow.
Those are hilarious! Checking baby's diaper... bwwwaa ha ha! Ewwww...
ReplyDeleteSo funny! I MAY be guilty of the bonding one.
ReplyDeleteThis is too funny. I am sure that some of the mothers I know need these. Thanks for sharing.
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I work in postpartum unit on the labor and delivery floor . I wish I could hand this out to all the new parents who ask me 1,000 questions!
ReplyDeleteMy 9 month old would beg to differ on helping baby teethe one...she LOVES to eat shoes! we try to limit this habit of hers though!
ReplyDeleteThese are so funny! I think my husband could have used the diaper one for his first ever poopy diaper experience..
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggle!
ReplyDeleteI read this, and it was the funniest thing I have seen all day! Where has this world become if people actually do that!
ReplyDeleteNow that was funny.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the tips!!!
ReplyDeleteI vow to share this with new parents everywhere!!!!!
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